First: Why it is so difficult to find a men who is caring, sensitive , good looking and rich.
Second girl relies: Because they already have girlfriends.
First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.!!
Girl: Do you know why were females created before males?
Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy!
A boy said to a girl: “Come in my heart and stay here forever”.
Girl replied:-“Should i remove my sleepers???”
Boy: “No dear, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!”
Once a short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?
Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
Teacher: On Monday, there will be class on sun.
Student: Sorry miss, i can not attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mom does not permit me to go so far.
Beggar: Pl give me 2$ for coffee.
Stranger: You can buy 2 cup of coffee in 2$.
Beggar: Yes, but i have my girlfriend with me also.
Stranger: How funny, a beggar made a girlfriend.
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me beggar!!
True relatives always stand behind you during bad times.
Don’t you believe that?
Cut to short,
Check out your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind you..
Friend: Is there any way to convert the short life into a long life?
Married friend: You also get married..
Friend: Will it help?
Married friend: No, but the thought of long life will never come again..
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