2011 saw all the major stars fall prey to SMS and Twitter jokes. We list down the ones that made us and we are sure the actors smile themselves! While most revolved around Rajinikanth, Shah Rukh and Vidya Balan weren’t spared either. On SRK Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi main bhi [...]
Mr Funny ek TV showroom me jata hai. Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai? Salesman: Yes. Funny: Mere ko ek green vala dena. Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai? Funny Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!! Husband: Sir, meri wife [...]
Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain. Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai? Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi Start karane ki salary is o.k…….but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai? Ik [...]
Man : Always listen to your wife She gives Sound Advice Other man : 99% Sound and 1% Advice. Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar [...]
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother. Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Banta: Suicide karne ke liye Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye. Santa ne apna dog bechna tha. Banta usko [...]
Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Good, you have done right thing. Son: but mom I was sitting on dad’s lap. Father: What about your result? Son: Dad, Principal’s son failed.. Father: What about yo? Son: Dad, doctor’s daughter [...]
Male: I could go to the end of the world for you. Female: Yes, but would you stay there? Male: I want to share everything with you. Female: Let’s start from your bank account. Wife: Why are you late? Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Wife: That’s nice. Were you [...]









